Your paranoia gets the best of you and go see if your boyfriend has been on grindr since you guys started dating only to find him online at the exact moment …
| Romney: | I WILL CREATE JOBS |
| Romney: | GOVERNMENT DOES NOT CREATE JOBS |
scrolling down my newsfeed and seeing all these statuses stolen from tumblr posts…
#facebook
#newsfeed
#tumblr
#wtf
#SINCE WHEN DID ALL THESE PEOPLE KNOW OF TUMBLR?!
| Dad: | Do you think I can use the LG 5? |
| Me: | the what? |
| Dad: | LG 5 |
| Me: | huh? |
| Dad: | Apple |
| Me: | iPhone 5? How will you be able to use the iPhone 5 if you don't even know the name? |
| Friend: | What does COLAGE mean? (Something about LGBT) |
| Me: | ummmmmmm Community of.. Love.. Against.. Gay.. Exorcisms! |
Today, one of my co-workers asked if I was a natural blonde.
#personal
#work
#coworker
#co-worker
#asaian
#blonde
#hair
#lol
#wtf
“Of Course! I’m Asian duhhhhhh”
I still can’t get over how you are so broke and in debt, but you have the money to go to Miami for a week….
