that moment when you’re mistaken for a girl…..
If you have a bladder the size of a horse, please relax and enjoy some golf while you urinate. #highclassshit #lmao #TV #bathroom #restroom #urinal (Taken with instagram)
Someone obviously tried to fit in a size too small for them. #work #skort #returns #lmao (Taken with instagram)
Dad: What does NCAA mean?
Mom: ummmmmm negro…. ummm
Me: wtf mom just cause there’s a bunch of black guys on the TV does not mean the N stands for negro sheesh so fob!
2046. Asian Thanksgiving. Chicken instead of turkey. Eggrolls, kimchi, or fried rice substituted for stuffing and mashed potatoes. Does your table look like this?
(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg, via bryceaajames)
omg a JYJ car sticker!!! (even though it’s not the same JYJ I’m thinking of)