Horseback riding in Jamaica! I like this one cause it looks like I have muscle lol but my horse was such a diva. He walked around all the mud and puddles and the only thing he wanted to do was walk slow as hell and eat grass.
| Me: | I'm going horseback riding at xxx's place |
| Mom: | Your going to ride a horse in those $200 something boots?! |
| Me: | They're like the boots jockeys wear... |
| Mom: | I hope you step in horse shit. |
Horse penis. He wouldn’t stay still cause he wanted me to pet him! #horse #fascinating #lmfao #penis (Taken with instagram)
Went to my friend’s ranch for my other friend’s birthday and went into the barn to see the horses. I walked to one stall and the horse had a semi-hard penis and that shit was HUGEEEEEE! So yeah, that sums up my day.