siriused: if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry i’m confused too
me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
fuckthelanguagebarrier: avatarstateyipyip:pizzaforpresident: So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain……. YES! THIS HAS BEEN MY IDEA SINCE THE BEGINNING. CHOP OFF FLORIDA AND...
if popstars were bloggers: madonna would be an offensive blogger lady gaga will be a social justice blogger rihanna would be the idgaf weed blogger katy perry doesn’t know how to use a computer britney spears would be a photo blogger adele uses blogspot because she blogs for the ears not the eyes beyonce has someone to run her blog for her nicki minaj would be a summer blogger